10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch Another Harlem Shake Video
- Trade-in my iPhone for a PalmPilot
- Live in a world without Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead
- Replace my entire wardrobe with low-grade sirloin
- Get a root canal with no anesthesia from a dentist with an online degree from a third world country
- Adopt a rabid badger as a family pet
- Participate in a 72 hour standardized test marathon
- Institute airport style security checkpoints between every room in my house
- Add 1 cup of low-fat cottage cheese to every beverage I drink
- Communicate only using emoticons for the rest of my lifeĀ -.-
- Write a list of 10 things I would rather do than watch another Harlem Shake video