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10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch Another Harlem Shake Video

 

  1. Trade-in my iPhone for a PalmPilot
  2. Live in a world without Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead
  3. Replace my entire wardrobe with low-grade sirloin
  4. Get a root canal with no anesthesia from a dentist with an online degree from a third world country
  5. Adopt a rabid badger as a family pet
  6. Participate in a 72 hour standardized test marathon
  7. Institute airport style security checkpoints between every room in my house
  8. Add 1 cup of low-fat cottage cheese to every beverage I drink
  9. Communicate only using emoticons for the rest of my lifeĀ  -.-
  10. Write a list of 10 things I would rather do than watch another Harlem Shake video

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